Sunday 9 May 2010

#15 AFC Telford

Number 15. AFC Telford -I hadn't heard of them either until I was searching for a mascot to make fun of and this screamed stupid to me. This doesn't even deserve a proper post but here it is. This mascot is called Benny the Box, yes, 'the Box', and it is the official mascot of AFC Telford United. Disgraceful, I know. Even if it isn't their actual mascot its still horrific. My little sister could draw on a box better than that - and she's 2! And talking about drawing on a box that's exactly what they've done - drawn on a box from a TV or something. And boxes don't even have faces and why does it have fur? That's just stupid. A better idea would be for a guy to just sit in a box for the games.

Saturday 1 May 2010

#14 Cheltenham Town


Number 14. Cheltenham Town. This mascot is supposedly a Robin - I wouldn't place any bets on it though. The 'Robin' is an over-weight chicken and it can't deny it. Why did the person who designed this disgraceful robin costume give it hair? Do they not know that birds do not have hair? Also, when did robins have flippers? And the bird is smiling, animals cannot show human emotion. The chicken may be over-weight but its legs are very thin, hmm, suspicious. It has a Chicken beak, a chicken's head and looks like a chicken.

It's a Chicken.