Number 15. AFC Telford -I hadn't heard of them either until I was searching for a mascot to make fun of and this screamed stupid to me. This doesn't even deserve a proper post but here it is. This mascot is called Benny the Box, yes, 'the Box', and it is the official mascot of AFC Telford United. Disgraceful, I know. Even if it isn't their actual mascot its still horrific. My little sister could draw on a box better than that - and she's 2! And talking about drawing on a box that's exactly what they've done - drawn on a box from a TV or something. And boxes don't even have faces and why does it have fur? That's just stupid. A better idea would be for a guy to just sit in a box for the games.
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Sunday, 9 May 2010
#15 AFC Telford
Number 15. AFC Telford -I hadn't heard of them either until I was searching for a mascot to make fun of and this screamed stupid to me. This doesn't even deserve a proper post but here it is. This mascot is called Benny the Box, yes, 'the Box', and it is the official mascot of AFC Telford United. Disgraceful, I know. Even if it isn't their actual mascot its still horrific. My little sister could draw on a box better than that - and she's 2! And talking about drawing on a box that's exactly what they've done - drawn on a box from a TV or something. And boxes don't even have faces and why does it have fur? That's just stupid. A better idea would be for a guy to just sit in a box for the games.
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