Have you ever wondered why so many football mascots look like chickens? I have. A lot. I have uncovered evidence that suggests a huge conspiracy of chickens is attempting undermine our national game by masquerading as eagles, owls and other fowl disguises.
Saturday, 1 May 2010
#14 Cheltenham Town
Number 14. Cheltenham Town. This mascot is supposedly a Robin - I wouldn't place any bets on it though. The 'Robin' is an over-weight chicken and it can't deny it. Why did the person who designed this disgraceful robin costume give it hair? Do they not know that birds do not have hair? Also, when did robins have flippers? And the bird is smiling, animals cannot show human emotion. The chicken may be over-weight but its legs are very thin, hmm, suspicious. It has a Chicken beak, a chicken's head and looks like a chicken.
It's a Chicken.
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