Have you ever wondered why so many football mascots look like chickens? I have. A lot. I have uncovered evidence that suggests a huge conspiracy of chickens is attempting undermine our national game by masquerading as eagles, owls and other fowl disguises.
Wednesday, 28 April 2010
#13 Aldershot Town
Number 13. Aldershot Town. This fantasy bird is supposedly a phoenix. However, it looks like a ludicrous chicken. Other than having a wonky beak, this chicken was foolish for giving the phoenix dimples. Also, the bird in question has less hair than a new born baby. A phoenix doesn't have eyebrows, does it?
Nice Life-guard shirt by the way.
A Chicken
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