Have you ever wondered why so many football mascots look like chickens? I have. A lot. I have uncovered evidence that suggests a huge conspiracy of chickens is attempting undermine our national game by masquerading as eagles, owls and other fowl disguises.
Wednesday, 7 April 2010
#5 Brighton & Hove Albion
Number 5. Brighton & Hove Albion. I feel sorry for this intruding Chicken because a real Seagull has made its nest on his head. I also believe that the Chicken in question has just been caught out in the photo as he has his hands up and he looks like he's about to pee himself.
Carrying on with sympathy, the poor Chicken has to carry his massive size 14 feet that have very strange football boots on, but what can I say, it's his own fault for impersonating a Seagull when he's a Chicken.
Defiantly a Chicken. No doubt about it.
Labels:
Brighton,
chickens,
Msssive Feet,
Strange Football Boots,
Sympathy
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