Have you ever wondered why so many football mascots look like chickens? I have. A lot. I have uncovered evidence that suggests a huge conspiracy of chickens is attempting undermine our national game by masquerading as eagles, owls and other fowl disguises.
Sunday, 4 April 2010
#2 Bristol City
Number 2. Bristol City. Quite clearly meant to be a Robin but also quite clearly one of the most tattiest footballl mascots of all time. As it also massively loooks like a chicken.
The beak which is obviously a painted wizard's hat is carelessly strapped around the imposting chicken's head which is covered with Wally's hat. And to end, the Chicken's poor attempt to disguise as a Robin is hugely ruined by the terrible stitching of red stomach. It looks like a blind woman with no idea how a robin should look and a surplus of thick cheap twine has been asked to make a robin costume. For a chicken.
Obviously a chicken. Enjoy.
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