#14 Cheltenham Town

Number 14. Cheltenham Town. This mascot is supposedly a Robin - I wouldn't place any bets on it though. The 'Robin' is an over-weight chicken and it can't deny it. Why did the person who designed this disgraceful robin costume give it hair? Do they not know that birds do not have hair? Also, when did robins have flippers? And the bird is smiling, animals cannot show human emotion. The chicken may be over-weight but its legs are very thin, hmm, suspicious. It has a Chicken beak, a chicken's head and looks like a chicken.

It's a Chicken.

#12 Swindon Town

Number 12. Swindon Town. This apparent robin is called "Rockin' Robin"- subtle. The chicken in question here is not the brightest bulb in the box for robins do not have thumbs and to buy a costume with thumbs when its meant to be a robin is just foolish. Chicken does look rather angry at the camera as its monobrow is slightly slanted, is this beacause the camera-man has just caught him in the act? Maybe he was giving the game away by pecking at seeeds on the ground.

What are those red tufts of hair above his eyes supposed to be?!? The chicken hasn't changed his beak for he still has his chicken beak on - stupid mistake. To end I am just going to be mean and say that the Chicken's shorts are too high.

A "Rockin'" Chicken.