#15 AFC Telford

Number 15. AFC Telford -I hadn't heard of them either until I was searching for a mascot to make fun of and this screamed stupid to me. This doesn't even deserve a proper post but here it is. This mascot is called Benny the Box, yes, 'the Box', and it is the official mascot of AFC Telford United. Disgraceful, I know. Even if it isn't their actual mascot its still horrific. My little sister could draw on a box better than that - and she's 2! And talking about drawing on a box that's exactly what they've done - drawn on a box from a TV or something. And boxes don't even have faces and why does it have fur? That's just stupid. A better idea would be for a guy to just sit in a box for the games.

#14 Cheltenham Town

Number 14. Cheltenham Town. This mascot is supposedly a Robin - I wouldn't place any bets on it though. The 'Robin' is an over-weight chicken and it can't deny it. Why did the person who designed this disgraceful robin costume give it hair? Do they not know that birds do not have hair? Also, when did robins have flippers? And the bird is smiling, animals cannot show human emotion. The chicken may be over-weight but its legs are very thin, hmm, suspicious. It has a Chicken beak, a chicken's head and looks like a chicken.

It's a Chicken.

#13 Aldershot Town

Number 13. Aldershot Town. This fantasy bird is supposedly a phoenix. However, it looks like a ludicrous chicken. Other than having a wonky beak, this chicken was foolish for giving the phoenix dimples. Also, the bird in question has less hair than a new born baby. A phoenix doesn't have eyebrows, does it?

Nice Life-guard shirt by the way.

A Chicken

#12 Swindon Town

Number 12. Swindon Town. This apparent robin is called "Rockin' Robin"- subtle. The chicken in question here is not the brightest bulb in the box for robins do not have thumbs and to buy a costume with thumbs when its meant to be a robin is just foolish. Chicken does look rather angry at the camera as its monobrow is slightly slanted, is this beacause the camera-man has just caught him in the act? Maybe he was giving the game away by pecking at seeeds on the ground.

What are those red tufts of hair above his eyes supposed to be?!? The chicken hasn't changed his beak for he still has his chicken beak on - stupid mistake. To end I am just going to be mean and say that the Chicken's shorts are too high.

A "Rockin'" Chicken.

#11 Sheffield Wednesday

Number 11. Sheffield Wednesday. This obvious chicken is called Barney the 'Owl' to Wednesday fans however to me its called 'Strange Chicken on Drugs', for the fact that his eyes are completely and utterly mental. In this particular picture the chicken looks like its trying to prove something - that he's not a chicken, maybe? He's not doing a very good job though. He also needs to lose a bit of weight, his cheeks are as big as basketballs.

Anyway, I thought owls didn't have ears...? Strange - the chicken obviously needs to learn the anatomy of an owl.

A Chicken. Not an owl.

#10 Preston North End

Number 10. Preston North End. I know that you think I am going to call this mascot a chicken, but to tell you the truth I haven't got a clue what the heck this thing is! I think its supposed to be a duck but a 3 year old could probably get a better interpretation than this.

The eyes look like pieces of paper stuck to the creatures face and the hat is just horrendous. The beak (if that is what it even is) looks like a builder's face mask painted yellow and what's up with it's arms?

Not a Chicken - Haven't got a clue what it is.

#9 Colchester United

Number 9. Colchester United. Eddie the 'Eagle' - more like Charlie the Chicken. This 'eagle' has rather hairy eyebrows if you ask me. His beak looks like it's been spray painted gold, when did eagles get gold beaks? However,this particular chicken was very clever to shave off its hair on the top of its head so it looks more eagle-like. Personally, I think that the Chicken should lose some weight as its looking a but chubbby around the waist, it should also stop looking so gormless. Seriously, it should shut its beak.

A Chicken. Have fun laughing at it.